and my tube, too

ain't nothing gonna break my stride,
i'm running and i won't touch ground,
oh no, i've got to keep on moving.
~ break my stride, blue lagoon

things i've laughed at today:
colbert to o'reilly: i'm afraid of bears; i think owls are a waste of time.
[later] you know what i hate about people who criticize you? . . . they criticize what you say, but they never give you credit for how loud you say it, or how long you say it.
[from colbert on the o'reilly factor. . . see also o'reilly on the colbert report!]

patrick stewart: you're not married, you haven't got a girl friend . . . and you've never watched star trek?
rick gervais: no.
(pause)
patrick stewart: good Lord.
[from extras]