ikea guy: can one of you hold the roof racks so they're perpendicular to the van?
sharon: yeah, mara will do that, 'cause she went to university and she knows what perpendicular means.
[later, grappling with roof straps...]
me: so, does anyone need any greek translated?
ikea guy: you have a degree but you don't know how to use straps?
sharon: yeah, we've already established that was more theoretical than practical.
me: hey, for the record, i can put the ikea stuff together... i just can't get it home.
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