winter quotables 2007

i never realized how good looking you were until i met your family!
~michelle

you should invent a teleporting machine... well, you did ask people to give you advice for what to do next!
~kevin

mara: he had good looks... lots of good looks...
deniss: aaaall over his face!

i don't eat ice cream because it's good for me.
~darcy

mara: he cried yesterday.
ross: that's 'cause he's a man.
mara in her head: i love that we both know that's not at all sarcastic.

nooo waaaaaaaaaaay!
~exclaimed by jen repeatedly, as she discovers the wonders of facebook

i don't know very many wise people who quit.
~brett

the bible is trying to move people from a deeply unjust context to a profound equality.
~mara

we can't even imagine the hope we have.
~steve

i've experienced world peace... it's worth it! we should bring it to this planet!
~michelle

mara: we can pretend to be married.
ross: we totally can. i just have to take mara for granted more.

no, steve isn't a good guy because he's my friend.
~ross

life is short; why live in the snow?
~dr. knudtson

ah, gregory of nyssa... great guy... great poet... a bit of a whiner, though.
~dr. mealey

that's so WRONG-AH!
~jen, making fun of my hard g's

little children will suffer if you don't take care of yourself.
~jen

he is as spiritual as a chair.
~deniss

there is beauty in the world even when my bus is late.
~mara

mara, you should have married my wife.
~kevin

that saint francis, he had his ducks in a row... literally.
~jen

it's not me; it's us.
~kristin

what kind of girl are you?! you have no power of manipulation!
~steve

oh, you're soft... and sparkly! you are everything i like.
~faith

those who don't have time to study call themselves "biblical Christians."
~prof. hyatt

i will fight brian mclaren in a steel cage.
~ross

why is satan so good in bed? i'd think he'd be really inconsiderate.
~steve

i'm not sad, i'm complicated. chicks dig it.
~house