quotables 2006

i'm not sad, i'm complicated. chicks dig it.
~house

mom: you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you marry one!
dad: i married a frog-kisser!

the belief that God became man in birth, suffering, and death is the ultimate mindf*ck. can i write that on the exam?
~ross

there are windows!
~kristin and mara, in the worst ever response to a proposition

ah, [evangelical complementarian] Christianity . . . the perfect balance between new age and islam.
~steve

getting dressed will make me late . . . but it is SO important.
~michelle

i always suspected that the promised land was outside this classroom.
~dylan

let's not reflect on anything, because then we might be responsible for how we live our lives!
~jen

and you probably weren't baptised into an ethiopian restaurant.
~priest at st. peter's orthodox church

i believe in an invisible man in the clouds . . . everybody cry now!
~steve

it just makes you want to get drunk and sleep with someone random so you can enjoy your wedding night.
~mara

is islamic a language?
~kevin

that's beautiful . . . in two minutes you convinced me to be a democrat.
~deniss

if that's really what happened, i'm pretty sure satan was in the right.
~ross

jones [soda] is more of a prophet than brian maclaren.
~ross

clever Christians keep me Christian.
~ross

if there's one thing bible college has taught me, it's to question the authority of scripture.
~steve