the hideous new girl

for longer than i can remember
i've been looking for someone like you
someone with a head like yours
and a torso, too
birds sing and you're going to pay
the end.
~tak's valentine for zim

thank you, tak, that was horrible
~ms. bitters' response

my tallest, a new child attacked me with meat. my conclusion: she's in love with me! this may prove valuable as i could use the child to learn more about human affffffection . . . which, from what i have been able to determine, is pain-based.
~zim reports in

dib: you're just jealous -
zim: this has nothing to do with jelly!

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tak: the great thing about your people, dib, is that most of them don't notice. all they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest.
dib: wait, is there really a difference?

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