Tuesday, October 25, 2005

more inane internet games

go to google, type in "[your first name] needs" and search. oh, put your first name in there, not [your first name]. the latter doesn't yield very interesting stuff. list your top ten results.

(for those who don't know, aside from having the most charming meaning *ever*, my name is also the handle used by the hindu god of death. which may explain some of the results below.)

mara needs to get the goddesses to leave earth - either by returning them to heaven, swallowing them up with the soujinki, or whatever.
from the same site: "to improve my standing within hell is my goal." can i just say that THIS mara does NOT share that goal :P

mara needs something conventional medicine cannot supply.
any suggestions?

the type of assistance that mara needs for balance.
includes someone to walk beside her?

the buddha needs mara in order to grow beautifully as a flower and also mara needs the buddha, because mara has a certain role to play.
and what might that be?

to change behavior, mara needs to get its ideas into that master plan.
i'm *assuming* "mara" is an acronym . . .

mara needs to get into the sleeper's room somehow, possibly through a keyhole or window. if all entrances are locked, she cannot continue her seduction.
i've run into that problem many a time, believe you me!

mara needs her rest.
that she do

the mara needs no introduction.
this time they're talking about the river in africa, i think

mara needs to be able to transfer data between an overall layer and a software package they use for planning purposes.
you know, i wouldn't file this under "need". to me this is just a deep spiritual desire.

mara needs all her naturals wits, talents and beauty just to survive from her enemies.
in that case, i think i'll do fine!

one more for good measure:
mara needs to stay focused on the academic goals she's set.
i'm going to go do just that!

1 comment:

Neely said...

Mine didn't work as well since some people have it as their last name. This was funny though: Neely needs some quality alone time with some chimpanzees. Haha.